They are all feeding us lies. They look so good that we eat them right up. I look through a magazine and there is an article on organizing so, of course, I head right to it. The featured mudroom is beautiful. The rug is a blue and white chevron, so 'in' right now. And, imagine that, the whole family somehow managed to purchase coats in soothing blue tones. The dog leash is blue and of course his favourite ball is, you guessed it, blue. The shoes are tones of blue and white with a playful hit of red for the toddler's shoes. Even the teacher was considerate enough to send homework home in the approved mudroom colours.
This is not life, my friends.
It's a bit much, isn't it? Life isn't like that. How can a family's worth of sunglasses, homework, backpacks, purse, shoes, coats, books, rug, the detrius and minutia of life all be the same matching style?
I'm not taking any of it.
I'm with Twisted Sister on this one. "We're not gonna take it" Bahaha.
My whole families necessities of life are Not going to be in this seasons approved colours.
Twisted Sister and I are free.